So I just called Redbull USA…

I think it went well, though I had to leave a message.

“Redbull USA how can we help you?”

“I’d like to know about distribution.”

“Are you a company?”

“Well, no, but I drink like 5-9 Redbulls a day and I’m tired of paying convenience store pricing.”

“Ohhhhhkayyyyyy please hold.”

I hope they call me back tomorrow. I’m excited.